whatever

[whatever]

[hexglyphs]

covered in blood for sexy reasons

[hexglyphs]

also i just got stabbed

[hexglyphs]

dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there

[whatever]

[its-pronounced-eye-gor]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[whatever]

[whatever]

[unclefather]

If your butthole itches it means someone is talking about you

[whatever]

[whatever]

[lesbopuritanism]

take it

[anicecoldbath]

[whatever]

[gudakko]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[dykenosaur]

[dykenosaur]

[whatever]

[actionables]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[panicatthetaylorswiftconcert]

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

[whatever]

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